i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.
Dodgeball, Little Red RIding Hood and Kinder surprises have all been banned in parts of America because of potential harm to children, yet children can get gun licenses?
wow america is fucked up yo
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round